Prolong the indulgent holiday eating one more week (at least) with these sweet and savory treats. Better yet, while others make New Year resolutions about eating healthier, make yours about finding in the best foods for munchies. Here are some of our favorites.
Flamin Hot Limon Cheetos
We know at least one person who’s a fan, describing these addictive crunchy snacks as “the perfectly engineered food with just the right balance of sweet, spicy, sour, and salty.”
Cheetos Popcorn @ Regal Cinemas Nationwide
Regal Cinemas certainly understands our obsession with Cheetos (see above). The popcorn is both coated with “warm, cheesy Cheetos flavor” and infiltrated with Crunchy cheetos. We know what we’ll be eating at the next Seth Rogan movie.
Pineapple pizza unjustly suffered a bashing in 2017. But its moment of infamy only served to remind us that it’s one of the best foods for munchies. Pineapple is also high in vitamin C, so you won’t get scurvy this winter.
Kellogg’s Unicorn Cereal
Kellogg’s limited edition Unicorn Cereal hits store shelves this March, fulfilling our technicolor fantasies. Boasting a “magic cupcake” flavor, the sweet crunchy loops are also fortified with minerals and vitamins such as vitamins C, B, calcium, and iron. Which you can flaunt in the face of any naysayers who claim cereal is not a real meal.
Let’s face it: we can eat a container of just about anything while stoned. We feel slightly less bad about ourselves when it’s decently healthy and filling. Thanks to GrubHub, Postmates, and other delivery apps, we can get fresh guacamole from our local taquerias without changing out of pajamas. Even better, guacamole make us more appealing on dating apps.
Crispy Taco Lay’s Potato Chips
Now you can get crispy tacos in a slightly less messy chip form. Because eating while high is awesome, but dealing with disintegrating tacos is not.
Rocky Road, Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie, and Pistachio Oreos
These flavors may or may not be released in 2018, but we will pray our hardest to wish these into existence.